You'll Be Safe In Here!
Helping a blonde through a crisis
Q: What do you call a blonde with brains?
A: A labrador. - Lee Mack
I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright
It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler
It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson
When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro