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The Joe-kster in his early years

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Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

Chid: A young person who does not wish to be referred to as a child or a kid - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace. - Thomas Paine

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I'd have an excuse. - Jimmy Fallon

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

A children's story that can only be enjoyed by children is not a good children's story in the slightest. - C S Lewis

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel


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