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Children need models rather than critics. - Joseph Joubert

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner


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