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Young Superman

The Joe-kster in his early years

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Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker

If a nation loses its storyteller, it loses its childhood. - Peter Handke

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard. - Margaret C Banning

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

When you teach a child something, you take away forever his chance of discovering it for himself. - Jean Piaget

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

If the loss of shame was the child of secularization, the loss of reason is the child of pluralization. - Ravi Zacharias

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. - P J O'Rourke

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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