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A Dog's Worst Nightmare

Waking up to a cat-astrophe

A Dog's Worst Nightmare thanks to Diane Baugh

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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

I've heard some duff Irish accents. The worst must be Mickey Rourke. - James Nesbitt

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

I realized that the worst thing that could happen to me was about to happen to me. - William Raymond Manchester

It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst. - Tom Stoppard

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman

In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart


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