A Dog's Worst Nightmare

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are our own fears. - Rudyard Kipling

Make sure your worst enemy doesn't live between your own two ears. - Laird Hamilton

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann

Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com