A Dog's Worst Nightmare

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt. - Sylvia Plath

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Time is what we want most, but what we use worst. - William Penn

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

I'm the worst thing that's ever happened to ISIS. - Donald Trump

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Expect the best. Prepare for the worst. Capitalize on what comes. - Zig Ziglar

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Make sure your worst enemy doesn't live between your own two ears. - Laird Hamilton

Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. - George E Woodberry

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

I realized that the worst thing that could happen to me was about to happen to me. - William Raymond Manchester

If you are your worst critic, don't be angry if others try to claim the title. - Faydra D. Fields

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

Even if you can be the world's best at one thing, you'll be the world's worst at something else. Supermodels make pathetic sumo wrestlers. - Martha Beck