A Dog's Worst Nightmare

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Caring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself. - Mark Twain

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Expect the best. Prepare for the worst. Capitalize on what comes. - Zig Ziglar

Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are our own fears. - Rudyard Kipling

The worst thing said about him is that he was "uncurious." - Yvon Chouinard

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

I realized that the worst thing that could happen to me was about to happen to me. - William Raymond Manchester

If you are your worst critic, don't be angry if others try to claim the title. - Faydra D. Fields

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood. - Groucho Marx

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson