A Dog's Worst Nightmare
Waking up to a cat-astrophe
QuotaBillsEvery dog has his day. - Unknown
A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb
Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous
The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker
Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan
The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt. - Sylvia Plath
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman
Time is what we want most, but what we use worst. - William Penn
My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx
I'm the worst thing that's ever happened to ISIS. - Donald Trump
A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey
Expect the best. Prepare for the worst. Capitalize on what comes. - Zig Ziglar
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
Make sure your worst enemy doesn't live between your own two ears. - Laird Hamilton
Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. - George E Woodberry
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings
A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh
I realized that the worst thing that could happen to me was about to happen to me. - William Raymond Manchester
If you are your worst critic, don't be angry if others try to claim the title. - Faydra D. Fields
It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb
Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton
Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce
The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown
Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell
I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman
A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer
Even if you can be the world's best at one thing, you'll be the world's worst at something else. Supermodels make pathetic sumo wrestlers. - Martha Beck