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A Picture Of Me In The Shower

Make a joyful noise - keep singing in the shower!

A Picture Of Me In The Shower thanks to Mike King

Why does singing sound so great in the shower?

And what were you expecting?
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Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. - Ansel Adams

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I'd give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward! - Archie Bunker

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

An epic is the easiest kind of picture to make badly. - Charlton Heston

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year? - Christina Auilera

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

A picture is worth a thousand words, but try saying that with a picture. - Unknown

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

My hometown is so dull that the drugstore sells picture postcards of other towns. - Milton Berle

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. - Alfred Hitchcock

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

There's an old saying in Hollywood: It's not the length of your film, it's how you use it. - Ben Stiller

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen


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