Alaska Marriage License

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

Net Worth: Measurement of a fisherman's wealth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

Storytelling is the calculated release of information. - Alex Garland

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

Let me fall is I must fall. The one I become will catch me. - Baal Shem Tov

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad. - Woody Allen

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you. - Unknown

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby

A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

Forgiveness really is so misunderstood, as well as the power it can release in an individual. - Jennifer O'Neill

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

Fishing Trip: Journey undertaken by one or more anglers to a place where no one can remember when it has rained so much - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle