All Weather Runner

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

Hockey is the original extreme sport. - Tom Ward

An operation of the most extreme daring. - Alfred Jodl

I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Extreme hopes are born from extreme misery. - Bertrand Russell

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it. - Joan Rivers

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

We are in the extreme centre, the radical middle. That is our position. - Pierre Trudeau

The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily. - Robin Sharma

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump