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All Weather Runner

Hypothermia 101 for the dubm-erererest

All Weather Runner thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

We are in the extreme centre, the radical middle. That is our position. - Pierre Trudeau

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

Aarfy was a dedicated fraternity man who loved cheerleading and class reunions and did not have brains enough to be afraid... - Joseph Heller

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins


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