QuotaBillsIce Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin
I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters
Hockey is the original extreme sport. - Tom Ward
Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx
It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain
She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward
People who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have cold baths. - American Proverb
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters
The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale
Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman
I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre
Hockey: 1. Mayhem on ice; 2. A form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard
I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown
It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil
Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams
Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker
I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams
Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim
Mankind likes to think in terms of extreme opposites - between which it recognizes no intermediate possibilities. - John Dewey
When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.
Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright
A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown
Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky