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Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

An operation of the most extreme daring. - Alfred Jodl

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck

We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it. - Joan Rivers

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wrestlers are a little more dedicated than, and are different from, the other people, which may be strange. - Dan Gable

Indians are so dedicated to being so cheap for so long, that Indian people actually created the number zero. - Russell Peters

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder


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