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Anxious Farmer

What happens when Saskatchewan farmers rush to get onto the fields

Anxious Farmer thanks to Roy Taylor

24 hours later: 1 sunk tractor, 6 broken chains, 3 snapped tow straps, and 1 submerged backhoe

Anxious Farmer thanks to Roy Taylor

Just in 'Case' farming...

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You are not stuck. - Louise Thompson

Farming is a profession of hope. - Brian Brett

He who slings mud generally loses ground. - Adlai Stevenson

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

The world is mud-luscious and puddle-wonderful. - e e cummings

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

Throw plenty of mud and some of it is bound to stick. - Hipponax

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! - Princess Leia

Even in the mud and scum of things, something always sings. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg

Some people could look at a mud puddle and see an ocean with ships. - Zora N Hurston

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

Santanism: The belief that when you die, your soul gets stuck in the chimney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works. - Douglas Adams

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

Change is painful, but nothing is as painful as staying stuck somewhere you don't belong. - Mandy Hale

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

When you throw mud at others, you not only get your hands dirty but also lose a lot of ground. - English Proverb

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing you did mattered? - Bill Murray

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

If I'm ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system, I definitely want to be unplugged, but not until I'm down to a size eight. - Henriette Mantel

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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