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Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

Death is that after which nothing is of interest. - Rozinov

I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians. - Alexander The Great

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

If you wish to die young, make your physician your heir. - Romania Proverb

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic. - Joseph Stalin

What pity is it that we can die but once to serve our country. - Joseph Addison

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

Each time we don't say what we want to say, we're dying. - Yoko Ono

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Life is a funny thing that happens to you on the way to the grave. - Quentin Crisp

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Woody Allen

Many people's tombstones should read: 'Died at 30. Buried at 60.' - Nicholas M Butler

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

Christ has not only spoken to us by his life but has also spoken for us by his death. - Soren Kierkegaard

Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once. - William Shakespeare

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

The great comfort of turning 49 is the realization that you are now too old to die young. - Paul Dickson

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Funeral: A pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker. - Ambrose Bierce

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

People were never "living with their disease." We cured them. Or they died from it. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

2% of the people think, 3% of the people think they think, and 95% of the people would rather die than think. - George Bernard Shaw

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

If you carefully consider what you want to be said of you in the funeral experience, you will find your definition of success. - Stephen Covey

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. - Ernest Hemingway

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

'Till death do us part' doesn't sound so horrible. It only means about 10 or 15 years and not the eternity it used to mean. - Joy Behar

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine


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