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I am dying beyond my means. - Oscar Wilde

One has only to die to be praised. - German Proverb

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Leave the dead moments to bury the dead. - E R Bulwer-Lytton

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain

I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

For thirty years my act consisted of one joke. And then she died. - George Burns

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

We have to live our lives as if we are dying of a fatal disease. Because we are. - Phineas Narco

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. - Mark Twain

The general outlook is not that the person has died but that the person has lived. - William Buchanan

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Satire lies about literary men while they live, and eulogy lies about them when they die. - Voltaire

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. - Betty Bender

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

If you carefully consider what you want to be said of you in the funeral experience, you will find your definition of success. - Stephen Covey

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. - Ernest Hemingway

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one. - Wilhelm Stekel

We shape our lives, and we shape ourselves. The process never ends until we die. And the choices we make are ultimately our own responsibility. - Eleanor Roosevelt


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