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Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

Love has no age, no limit; and no death. - John Galsworthy

There is no death! What seems so is a transition. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Death is the sound of distant thunder at a picnic. - W H Auden

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Steven Wright

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

When you cease to make a contribution, you begin to die. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Dream as you will live forever; live as you will die today. - Unknown

With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying. - Bette Davis

Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Any actress who appears in public without being well-groomed is digging her own grave. - Joan Crawford

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

If you listen to your fears, you will die never knowing what a great person you might have been. - Robert H. Schuller

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. - Stephen V Benet

Philanthropy without scale and sustainability is like any other bad business that will simply wither and die on the vine. - Naveen Jain

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where one ends, and the other begins? - Edgar Alan Poe

I saw that show, '50 Things To Do Before You Die.' I would have thought the obvious one was, 'Shout for help'. - Jim Carrey

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

We do not attach any intrinsic value to the Cross; this would be sinful and idolatrous. Our veneration is referred to Him who died upon it. - James Gibbons

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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