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Death takes no bribes. - Benjamin Franklin

How can I die? I'm booked. - George Burns

Death is philosophy's only problem. - Albert Camus

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

If you like to seek revenge, dig a grave for two. - Jewish Proverb

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

There is no cure for death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

When you cease to make a contribution, you begin to die. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. - Sam Levenson

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat. - Bill Musselman

Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave. - James R Lowell

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H.H. Munro

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. - The Princess Bride

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. - Mark Twain

You're born. You suffer. You die. Fortunately, there's a loophole. - Billy Graham

Many people's tombstones should read: 'Died at 30. Buried at 60.' - Nicholas M Butler

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

If you haven't found something you are willing to die for, you aren't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Funeral: A pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker. - Ambrose Bierce

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. - Stephen V Benet

'Till death do us part' doesn't sound so horrible. It only means about 10 or 15 years and not the eternity it used to mean. - Joy Behar

We had hoped to have been bringing you Arthur the Human Chameleon, but this afternoon, he crawled across a tartan rug and died of exhaustion. - Ronnie Corbett

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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