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Babble Language

Are you as open as a child?

Babble Language thanks to Mike King

An animated conversation with the Blessed Mother

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Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Joy Ride: Going somewhere without the kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Changes in language often reflect the changing values of a culture. - Ravi Zacharias

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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