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Babble Language

Are you as open as a child?

Babble Language thanks to Mike King

An animated conversation with the Blessed Mother

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Religion altars the mind. - Tony Follari

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Profit: Religious guy who talks to God - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Eat: What kids do between meals, but not at them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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