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Babble Language

Are you as open as a child?

Babble Language thanks to Mike King

An animated conversation with the Blessed Mother

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Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Like a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong. - Kelly

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik


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