Baby Peephole
Baby's first outlook on life
QuotaBillsHasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day
Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams
Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold
It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb
Brat: A child who displays his pest manners. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb
There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb
A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana
For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker
Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm
One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield
There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz
Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers
I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson
Baby Boomer: A kid who just polished off six jars of raspberry jam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie
Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath
Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen
There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff
We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse
A library should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas - a place where history comes to life. - Norman Cousins
When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright
One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall
Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow
The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett
There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields
Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol
Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther
There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark
Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks
Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie
Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds