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Bear Surveillance

Bear-bones office security bearly gives you time to react

Bear Surveillance thanks to Mike King

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Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

He who has a why to live can bear almost any how. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. - Bette Midler

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

The misfortunes hardest to bear are those which never come. - Amy Lowell

Unless you bear with the faults of others, you betray your own. - Pubilius Syrus

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

He who has a "why" to live, can bear with almost any "how". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that never happen. - James Russel Lowell

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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