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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

He who has a why to live can bear almost any how. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. - Bette Midler

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

It is often hard to bear the tears that we ourselves have caused. - Marcel Proust

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

He who has a "why" to live, can bear with almost any "how". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that never happen. - James Russel Lowell

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that will never happen. - James Russell Lowell

Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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