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Bear Surveillance

Bear-bones office security bearly gives you time to react

Bear Surveillance thanks to Mike King

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My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

So we get the chinks we will bear the stinks. - English Proverb

He who has a why to live can bear almost any how. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

The misfortunes hardest to bear are those which never come. - Amy Lowell

Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice. - H L Mencken

Unless you bear with the faults of others, you betray your own. - Pubilius Syrus

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton


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