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Bear Surveillance

Bear-bones office security bearly gives you time to react

Bear Surveillance thanks to Mike King

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Crick: Noise made by a Japanese camera - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

So we get the chinks we will bear the stinks. - English Proverb

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

The misfortunes hardest to bear are those which never come. - Amy Lowell

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

The chief aim of wisdom is to enable one to bear with the stupidity of the ignorant. - Winston Churchill

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham


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