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Quadrant: Four-sided insect - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Becalm: An insect on Ritalin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

In summer the empire of insects spreads. - Adam Zagajewski

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Operatics: Bugs that live in an opera house - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Wherever there's light, there's bugs. - Harry Ironside

Buoyant: 1. Male insect; 2. An ant's son. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

BBS: Tall tales told by insects that give honey - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

Rustic: Blood sucking insect which oxidizes iron - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tolerant: An insect that stands above the others - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug. - John Lithgow

I've become a much more serious young insect. - Andrew Denton

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Sometimes you're the windshield; sometimes you're the bug. - Mark Knopfler

Some days you're the bug. Some days you're the windshield. - Price Cobb

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

What would be left of our tragedies if an insect were to present us his? - Emile M. Cioran

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Observant: What a biology teacher tells you to do when out looking for bugs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

The Volkswagen Group has proved that it can remain firmly on track even when the terrain is slippery. - Martin Winterkorn

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Window Screen: 1. A device to prevent the escape of insects; 2. A device for keeping flies in the house. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

The difference between the right word and almost the right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug. - Mark Twain

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau


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