QuotaBillsHunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown
Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon
Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown
He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb
A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit. - Sarah J. Parker
Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown
The squirrel that you kill in jest, dies in earnest. - Henry David Thoreau
Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard
Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde
Stucco: What a lot of house hunters are getting these days - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx
Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert
The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite
It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect. - Dylan Moran
Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown
Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris
If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler
If the hunter comes back with mushrooms, don't ask him how his hunt was. - Ghanaian Proverb
To hunt successfully, you must know your ground, your pack, and your quarry. - K J Parker
I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson
Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez
Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan
Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton
A hunt based only on trophies taken falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be. - Fred Bear
The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead
There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth. - Marie Curie
My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine
I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey
A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg
You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland
When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow
Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision. - Unknown
Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self. - Millicent Fenwick
It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright
Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson
There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway