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Biting Shoes

If you want to be pretty, you'll have to suffer

Biting Shoes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Fashion's biting edge

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Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Maybe my mind chewed off more than the mind should bite. - Archie Bunker

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

United Nations: Where America feeds the hands that bite it. - Gregory Nunn

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails? - Will Rogers

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you. - Zig Ziglar

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah


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