Borderline Stupidity

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Facts are stupid things. - Ronald Reagan

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw

The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. - Ellsworth Huntington

Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung. - Voltaire

Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain. - Friedrich von Schiller

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. - Unknown

Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - L. Ron Hubbard

The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. - Harlan Ellison

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

Don't do something permanently stupid because you're temporarily upset. - Unknown

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

What a man does when he is taken off his guard is the best evidence for what sort of man he is. - C S Lewis

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. - Sam Levenson

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. - Jane Austen

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. - Bertrand Russell

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. - Mark Twain

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

My best security is within the munitions of an immutable Jehovah, where His unalterable promises stand like giant walls of rock. - Charles H Spurgeon

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering, stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. - Dylan Moran

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden