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Facts are stupid things. - Ronald Reagan

Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery

Though patrician, he was also stupid. - Greek Proverb

Mama says, 'Stupid is as stupid does.' - Forrest Gump

You can't cure stupid, but you can sedate it. - Unknown

There are lessons to be learned from a stupid man. - Horace

Those who trade liberty for security have neither. - John Adams

Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain. - Friedrich von Schiller

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

Talk, talk, talk: the utter and heartbreaking stupidity of words. - William Faulkner

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. - Harlan Ellison

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

Don't do something permanently stupid because you're temporarily upset. - Unknown

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis

You don't have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to. - Louis C.K.

The chief aim of wisdom is to enable one to bear with the stupidity of the ignorant. - Winston Churchill

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin

What a man does when he is taken off his guard is the best evidence for what sort of man he is. - C S Lewis

The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts; therefore guard accordingly. - Marcus Aurelius

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. - Bertrand Russell

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. - Mark Twain

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

My best security is within the munitions of an immutable Jehovah, where His unalterable promises stand like giant walls of rock. - Charles H Spurgeon

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering, stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. - Dylan Moran

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden


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