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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Though patrician, he was also stupid. - Greek Proverb

Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung. - Voltaire

You can't cure stupid, but you can sedate it. - Unknown

There are lessons to be learned from a stupid man. - Horace

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. - George Bernard Shaw

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Talk, talk, talk: the utter and heartbreaking stupidity of words. - William Faulkner

The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. - Harlan Ellison

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

Don't do something permanently stupid because you're temporarily upset. - Unknown

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

The chief aim of wisdom is to enable one to bear with the stupidity of the ignorant. - Winston Churchill

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. - Sam Levenson

Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid. - Dean Koontz

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. - Jane Austen

If you would perfect your body, guard your mind.
If you would renew your body, beautify your mind. - James Allen

To say I'm an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair. - Tina Fey

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump


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