Borderline Stupidity

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

There is no sin except stupidity. - Oscar Wilde

Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal. - Leo Tolstoy

Rascality has limits; stupidity has not. - Napoleon

Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung. - Voltaire

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison

I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it. - Edith Sitwell

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? - Will Rogers

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side. - Joseph Addison

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. - Bertrand Russell

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

Guard well within yourself that treasure, kindness. Know how to give without hesitation, how to lose without regret, how to acquire without meanness. - George Sand