Borderline Stupidity

Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery

Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal. - Leo Tolstoy

Though patrician, he was also stupid. - Greek Proverb

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw

There are lessons to be learned from a stupid man. - Horace

Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid. - John Wayne

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison

The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. - Harlan Ellison

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

Don't do something permanently stupid because you're temporarily upset. - Unknown

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

Don't feel stupid if you don't like what everyone else pretends to love. - Emma Watson

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. - Jane Austen

If you would perfect your body, guard your mind.
If you would renew your body, beautify your mind. - James Allen

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side. - Joseph Addison

The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he. - Karl Kraus

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering, stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. - Dylan Moran

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

Guard well within yourself that treasure, kindness. Know how to give without hesitation, how to lose without regret, how to acquire without meanness. - George Sand

If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism. - Oscar Wilde