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For aging Boy Scouts - always Be Prepared!
Why Senior Citizens Are More Valuable Than Younger Generations
We have silver in our hair.
We have gold in our teeth.
We have stones in our kidneys.
We have lead in our feet and.
We are loaded with natural gas.
To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes
I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown
I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln
Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur
You know you're old if your walker has an airbag. - Phyllis Diller
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner
Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill
The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown
Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell
The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan
Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter
Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers
Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie
You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown
When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright
Grandparent: 1. One who knows that spanking is unnecessary; 2. The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com