Braid Hair Pair
Best of friends braid hair together
QuotaBillsLong on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb
The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb
Honeycomb: Hair styling tool used by bees - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffett
A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford
You're only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz
He's a couple sandwiches short of a picnic. - Lance Bass
A deaf husband and a blind wife make the best couple. - French Proverb
Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern
I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd
He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford
Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse
I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp
I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. - Steven Wright
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin
Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille
I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud
Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller
Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success. - Samuel Goldwyn
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. - Earl Wilson
Being born with a pair of beady eyes was the best thing that ever happened to me. - Lee van Cleef
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen
A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin
I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood
I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller
Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix
Muffin Top: The unsightly roll of flesh that spills over the waist of a pair of too-tight pants. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns
I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days. - Ike Barinholtz
I've never run a marathon because I haven't bought a pair of shorts and arrived at the start line. - Sue Perkins
Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown
I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz
Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing
You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann
You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb
Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor
When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro