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Bread Dress

Voted crumb-iest dress of the year

Bread Dress thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Mold Mould - what you get when worn after it's expiry date

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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Whose bread I eat, his song I sing. - Germany Proverb

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Acorns were good until bread was found. - Francis Bacon

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

Bread: 1. Rises without ever sleeping; 2. Raw toast. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tirade: A trip to the clothing store to steal neckwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result. - Oscar Wilde

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William M Thackeray

All the honesty in the world ain't legal tender for a loaf of bread. - Josh Billings

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. - Kiera Cass

Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Glamour: The capacity of a woman to get more out of a dress than she puts into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I believe in goodness, mercy and charity. I believe in casting bread up the waters. - Leonard Nimoy

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. - George Carlin

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

Armor: 1. A knight gown; 2. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hamper: A wicker container with a lid, usually surrounded by, but not containing, dirty clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Floordrobe: A floor littered with discarded clothes, viewed ironically as a clothing storage system - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. - Erma Bombeck

Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

I've been doing projects outdoors for the public. I made pigeons eat geometry by putting bread out in rhomboids and triangles. - Jenny Holzer

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men who walked through the huts comforting others, giving away their last piece of bread. - Viktor Frankl


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