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Bread Dress

Voted crumb-iest dress of the year

Bread Dress thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Mold Mould - what you get when worn after it's expiry date

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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

To a good appetite there is no bad bread. - Spain Proverb

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

The upper crust is a bunch of crumbs held together by dough. - Joseph A. Thomas

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

A quotation at the right moment is like bread to the famished. - Talmud

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. - Kiera Cass

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. - George Carlin

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Anyone can get dressed up and glamorous, but it is how people dress in their days off that are the most intriguing. - Alexander Wang

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

I've been doing projects outdoors for the public. I made pigeons eat geometry by putting bread out in rhomboids and triangles. - Jenny Holzer

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas


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