Joe broke his ankle in a motorcycle accident in
Abbotsford, B.C., Canada on May 27th, 2007. Many thanks go to the MSA doctors, nurses, support staff and
Zimmer who “put it together again”!
QuotaBillsSafety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown
The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin
Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet
My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown
Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny
A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck
Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb
Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx
No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb
Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace
Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg
I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair
Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley
A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker
We are all sculptors and painters, and our material is our own flesh and bones. - Henry David Thoreau
If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb
Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain
No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild
A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright
The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another. - Frank Dobie
When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown
When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield
My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown
Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane
I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler
You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins
My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele