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Break A Leg thanks to joe-kster

Joe broke his ankle in a motorcycle accident in Abbotsford, B.C., Canada on May 27th, 2007. Many thanks go to the MSA doctors, nurses, support staff and Zimmer who “put it together again”!

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Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Treat the patient, not the X-ray. - James M. Hunter

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

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Document: Repeating what your Doctor told you in your own words - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

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Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

We are all sculptors and painters, and our material is our own flesh and bones. - Henry David Thoreau

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Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another. - Frank Dobie

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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