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Advertising Executive: Yessir, nosir, ulcer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win. - C-3PO

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Panic is not an effective long-term organizing strategy. - Starhawk

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

He's got some grand strategy that he can't revulge. - Archie Bunker

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

In good times, people want to advertise; in bad times, they have to. - Bruce Barton

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

Epitaph: A belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. - Irvin S Cobb

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

I used to advertise my loyalty and I don't believe there is a single person I loved that I didn't eventually betray. - Albert Camus

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki

The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg


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