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Taking the summer scenic route along British roads

We're going camping weather you like it or not!
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Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

Floods and diseases and pestillentaries - Archie Bunker

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

He was not only a bore; he bored for England. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

England can never be ruined except by a Parliament. - Lord Burleigh

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British. - Unknown

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

In a well-ordered universe, camping would take place indoors. - Morgan Matson

The monarchical institution in England is immensely valuable. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

Middle age is when, wherever you go on holiday, you pack a sweater. - Denis Norden

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

I am 100% in the camp that says forgiveness is mostly about the forgiver. - Hillary Clinton

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

British Museum: The most magnificent collection of stolen antiquities in the world - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis. - Franklin P Jones

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity. - Oscar Wilde

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

Oats: A grain, which in England is generally given to horses, but in Scotland supports the people - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

To many, no doubt, he will seem blatent and bumptious, but we prefer to regard him as being simply British. - Oscar Wilde

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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