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I've seen better fights at a wedding. - Harry Redknapp
Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges
The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson
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Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. - Groucho Marx
I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx
Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman
If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud
Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman
I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel
In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough
Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle
Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin
If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rim shots during the vows. - Sam Kinison
Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci
President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones
My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller
Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash
The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash
Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry
A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson
I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller
One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst