QuotaBillsMarriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith
The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb
Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb
Now a soft kiss; Aye, by that kiss, I vow an endless bliss. - John Keats
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce
Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller
Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich
Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty
The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud
Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman
I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel
A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck
Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey
Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert
Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin
If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rim shots during the vows. - Sam Kinison
I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor
A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones
When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry
Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash
Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb
Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby
Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde
If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle
I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller
One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst