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You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

Suntan: A pigment of your imagination. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Worry is simply imagination gone awry. - Peter Alwinson

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

After a certain age every man is responsible for his face. - Albert Camus

With a treehouse and a little imagination, we can go anywhere. - Unknown

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day. - Marty Bucella

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Let your devotional life be the beacon that guides you through the tough terrain you will face. - Ravi Zacharias

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

I have never had to face anything that could overwhelm the native optimism and stubborn perseverance I was blessed with. - Sonia Sotomayor

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight. - Helen Keller

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates


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