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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Be not proud of race, face, place, or grace. - Charles H Spurgeon

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

We suffer more often in imagination than in reality. - Seneca

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

I'm capable of anything, my imagination can give me wings. - Nas

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

All things, in their way, reflect heavenly truth, the imagination not least. - C S Lewis

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Never invest deep feelings for someone unless you're ready to face the consequences. - Unknown

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - WC Fields

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

Fatalism is the creed of a will that is dying to its possibilities and seeks to drag the imagination with it. - Ravi Zacharias

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah


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