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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

Vaccine: A microbe with his face washed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen Covey

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day. - Marty Bucella

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

All things, in their way, reflect heavenly truth, the imagination not least. - C S Lewis

Reason is the natural order of truth; but imagination is the organ of meaning. - C S Lewis

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Find what you are afraid of, face it, and then you won't be afraid of it anymore. - Marilyn Manson

Never invest deep feelings for someone unless you're ready to face the consequences. - Unknown

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Fatalism is the creed of a will that is dying to its possibilities and seeks to drag the imagination with it. - Ravi Zacharias

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

In retrospect, all these exercises in self-gratification seem pure fantasy, what Pascal called 'licking the earth.' - Malcolm Muggeridge

Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight. - Helen Keller

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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