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Can You Bite Your Nose?

Don't let dentures get in the way of your wrinkles!

Can You Bite Your Nose? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Popeye's Japanese relative

Can You Bite Your Nose? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Can You Bite Your Nose? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Can You Bite Your Nose? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Can You Bite Your Nose? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Can You Bite Your Nose? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Instinct is the nose of the mind. - Madame de Girardin

Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

You have to sniff out joy. Keep your nose to the joy trail. - Buffy Sainte-Marie

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear


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