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Can You Bite Your Nose?

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Can You Bite Your Nose? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Can You Bite Your Nose? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Can You Bite Your Nose? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Can You Bite Your Nose? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Can You Bite Your Nose? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Can You Bite Your Nose? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

To see what is in front of one's nose needs a constant struggle. - George Orwell

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller


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