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Can You Bite Your Nose?

Don't let dentures get in the way of your wrinkles!

Can You Bite Your Nose? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Popeye's Japanese relative

Can You Bite Your Nose? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Can You Bite Your Nose? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Can You Bite Your Nose? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Can You Bite Your Nose? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Can You Bite Your Nose? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde

You have to sniff out joy. Keep your nose to the joy trail. - Buffy Sainte-Marie

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

To see what is in front of one's nose needs a constant struggle. - George Orwell

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me. - Mark Twain

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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