Car Stool
Sit down before you hear the high cost of this car!
How you get it off the lot is your problem...
QuotaBillsReclimbing chair - Archie Bunker
Fjord: Norwegian car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Easy Chair: The hardest one to find empty. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown
Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker
Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig
Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne
America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell
Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck
Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno
You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck
Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg
Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams
Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown
Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield
We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown
When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk
If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields
There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino
Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor
I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright
Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com