Car Stool

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Paddy O Furniture: Irish lawn chairs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Easy Chair: The hardest one to find empty. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com