Carry On or Carrion?
An upsetting meal experience
To eat or be eaten depends on whether you're a high flyer or not
QuotaBillsShoot folly as it flies. - Alexander Pope
Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown
He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb
Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? - Steven Wright
Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown
You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren. - William Henry Hudson
Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde
You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx
Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert
The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow. - Proverb
The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing
Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown
When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright
Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey
Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder
Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris
The fox has many tricks. The hedgehog has but one. But that is the best of all. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. - Ashleigh Brilliant
A hunt based only on trophies taken falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be. - Fred Bear
I'm an inveterate fox and not a hedgehog, so I always think you should try everything. - Clifford Geertz
Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown
The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead
Therefore, it is necessary to be a fox to discover the snares and a lion to terrify the wolves. - Niccolo Machiavelli
I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray
A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx
In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown
You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine
I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse
I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan
When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow
You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield
The shaft of the arrow had been feathered with one of the eagle's own plumes. We often give our enemies the means of our destruction. - Aesop
There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway