QuotaBillsIgnore the boy, Lord. - Homer Simpson
Boy: a noise with dirt on it. - Unknown
Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When I grow up, I want to be a little boy. - Joseph Heller
Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas
A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein
Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable. - Plato
The older a man grows the faster he could run as a boy. - Red Smith
You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard
Boy, those French. They have a different world for everything! - Steve Martin
One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield
When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble. - Mark Twain
Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo
You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch
Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes
Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl
Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively
There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens
Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield
See how the boy is with his sister and you can know how the man will be with your daughter. - Sioux Proverb
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman
Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood. - Groucho Marx
Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown
Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown
One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow
Flirt: 1. A girl who got the boy you wanted; 2. A woman who believes it's every man for herself. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown
My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield
Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson
I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan
When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright
My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman
Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk. - Stephen King
Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton
I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader
The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin