Chair Boy

Reclimbing chair - Archie Bunker

Ignore the boy, Lord. - Homer Simpson

Boy: a noise with dirt on it. - Unknown

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When a boy's coming into poobertyhood. - Archie Bunker

Easy Chair: The hardest one to find empty. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Every boy has more talent than he will ever develop. - Unknown

The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache. - WC Fields

You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard

Boy, those French. They have a different world for everything! - Steve Martin

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl

Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

See how the boy is with his sister and you can know how the man will be with your daughter. - Sioux Proverb

Telegram: A form of correspondence sent by a man in a hurry and delivered by a boy in sleep - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

Bob War: (Southern) A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: 'Boy, stay away from that bob war fence.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

The greatest tribute a boy can give to his father is to say, 'When I grow up, I want to be just like my Dad.' - Billy Graham

Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk. - Stephen King

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

Somewhere beyond the sink-hole, past the magnolia, under the live oaks, a boy and a yearling ran side by side, and were gone forever. - Marjorie K. Rawlings