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Chair Boy

Little Johnny finds a new way to cut class

Chair Boy thanks to Mike King

Something tells me this kid won't end up at the top of his class

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Boy: a noise with dirt on it. - Unknown

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm just a true Irish boy at heart. - Colin Farrell

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

Every boy has more talent than he will ever develop. - Unknown

Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable. - Plato

Boy, those French. They have a different world for everything! - Steve Martin

When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble. - Mark Twain

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. - Notting Hill

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

See how the boy is with his sister and you can know how the man will be with your daughter. - Sioux Proverb

Telegram: A form of correspondence sent by a man in a hurry and delivered by a boy in sleep - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood. - Groucho Marx

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Flirt: 1. A girl who got the boy you wanted; 2. A woman who believes it's every man for herself. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it. - Clarence Darrow

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

The greatest tribute a boy can give to his father is to say, 'When I grow up, I want to be just like my Dad.' - Billy Graham

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk. - Stephen King

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen


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