Chair Boy

Ignore the boy, Lord. - Homer Simpson

Boy: a noise with dirt on it. - Unknown

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I grow up, I want to be a little boy. - Joseph Heller

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable. - Plato

The older a man grows the faster he could run as a boy. - Red Smith

You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard

Boy, those French. They have a different world for everything! - Steve Martin

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield

When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble. - Mark Twain

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

See how the boy is with his sister and you can know how the man will be with your daughter. - Sioux Proverb

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood. - Groucho Marx

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Flirt: 1. A girl who got the boy you wanted; 2. A woman who believes it's every man for herself. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk. - Stephen King

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin