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Child Disarma-meant

Sometimes it takes a child to diffuse a thorny situation

Child Disarma-meant thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Disarming Candy for peaceful riot control

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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Adults are just outdated children. - Dr. Seuss

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble. - Mark Twain

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

The great thing about candy is that it can't be spoiled by the adult world. Candy is innocent. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Sorrow makes us all children again - destroys all differences of intellect. The wisest know nothing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Flirt: 1. A girl who got the boy you wanted; 2. A woman who believes it's every man for herself. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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