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Child Disarma-meant

Sometimes it takes a child to diffuse a thorny situation

Child Disarma-meant thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Disarming Candy for peaceful riot control

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Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

Teach the children so it will not be necessary to teach the adults. - Abraham Lincoln

Where the battle rages, there the loyalty of the soldier is proved. - Martin Luther

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

He that would live in peace and at ease must not speak all he knows or all he sees. - Benjamin Franklin

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. - Unknown

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it. - Clarence Darrow

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

A children's story that can only be enjoyed by children is not a good children's story in the slightest. - C S Lewis

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren


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