Child Disarma-meant

Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Ignore the boy, Lord. - Homer Simpson

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien