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I like children - fried. - WC Fields

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

Juvenile Delinquents: Other people's children - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Sweater: A garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

Sorrow makes us all children again - destroys all differences of intellect. The wisest know nothing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell


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