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Child Disarma-meant

Sometimes it takes a child to diffuse a thorny situation

Child Disarma-meant thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Disarming Candy for peaceful riot control

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Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Quiet is peace. Quiet is turning down the volume knob on life. - Khaled Hosseini

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

Where the battle rages, there the loyalty of the soldier is proved. - Martin Luther

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard. - Margaret C Banning

Top Bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo


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