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Child Disarma-meant

Sometimes it takes a child to diffuse a thorny situation

Child Disarma-meant thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Disarming Candy for peaceful riot control

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Boy: a noise with dirt on it. - Unknown

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Necessity makes the best soldiers. - Josephus

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

When a boy's coming into poobertyhood. - Archie Bunker

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

Be selective in your battles. Sometimes peace is better than being right. - Unknown

Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children. - Alex Haley

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen


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