#1 humor site on the 'net

Child Disarma-meant

Sometimes it takes a child to diffuse a thorny situation

Child Disarma-meant thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Disarming Candy for peaceful riot control

QuotaBills
Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright

I'm just a true Irish boy at heart. - Colin Farrell

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache. - WC Fields

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

See how the boy is with his sister and you can know how the man will be with your daughter. - Sioux Proverb

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson


Window Sundial

Helping Hands

Short On Electricity

Amish Friends

Spiral Roots

Tree Sorrow

Domino Crossing

Family Reunion

Roll Me Over

Hockey PlayHers

Concealed Weapon

Lettuce Face

Devoted Husband

Dental Car

Donut Seeds

Pill Man

Bus Wait Weight

It Should Start

Hi, My Name's Cliff - Drop Over Some Time!

Sparks Recycling

Last Gasp Request

Flower Shop For Men

Canadian Archaeology

Tank Top Security