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Child Disarma-meant

Sometimes it takes a child to diffuse a thorny situation

Child Disarma-meant thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Disarming Candy for peaceful riot control

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A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. - Stephen Colbert

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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