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Cliff Side Camping

GR8 teambuilding idea - hanging out with your buddies

Cliff Side Camping thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Hi, my name's Cliff - drop over some time!

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I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Camping is something I've done all my life. - Stefanie Powers

Out of the mountain of despair, a stone of hope. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? - Jessica Simpson

We stand somewhere between the mountain and the ant. - Onondaga Proverb

My camping days are over, but I might consider glamping. - Christine Feehan

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

You never conquer the mountain. You only conquer yourself. - Jim Whittaker

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

In a well-ordered universe, camping would take place indoors. - Morgan Matson

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. - Dave Barry

It was not the mountain we conquered that day. It was ourselves. - Edmund Hillary

Gastric Ulcer: Something you get mountain-climbing over mole hills - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

A mountain man tries to live with the country instead of against it. - Louis L'Amour

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

I am 100% in the camp that says forgiveness is mostly about the forgiver. - Hillary Clinton

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges. - Thomas W. Higginson

Over every mountain there is a path, although it may not be seen from the valley. - Theodore Roethke

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

You're off to Great Places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, So get on your way! - Dr. Seuss

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Never measure the height of a mountain, until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was. - Dag Hammarskjold

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

Economies of scale are a good thing. If we didn't have them, we'd still be living in tents and eating buffalo. - Jamie Dimon

When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind. - C S Lewis

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin


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