Clown Down

Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

If this is dying, I don't think much of it. - Lytton Strachey

I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? - Goodfellas

Cowards die many times before their actual deaths. - Julius Caesar

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. - Gautama Siddharta

Because I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me. - Emily Dickinson

Kind words will never die - neither will they buy groceries. - Bill Nye

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

Death comes equally to us all, and makes us all equal when it comes. - John Donne

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

Clown Shoes: Any item, person, or organization that can not be taken seriously - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

Many people die at twenty-five and aren't buried until they are seventy-five. - Benjamin Franklin

I know we're going to die. But some of us are going to do something about it. - Tom Burnett

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Patriots always talk of dying for their country and never of killing for their country. - Bertrand Russell

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. - Betty Bender

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to lay the game of life. - Jean Giraudoux

I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me. - Humphrey Bogart

2% of the people think, 3% of the people think they think, and 95% of the people would rather die than think. - George Bernard Shaw

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

I saw that show, '50 Things To Do Before You Die.' I would have thought the obvious one was, 'Shout for help'. - Jim Carrey

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

If you removed all the arteries, veins, and capillaries from a person's body, and tied them end-to-end... the person will die. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

Sir, your remarks are repugnant to me, and I disagree with your viewpoints. But I will defend to the death your right to express them. - Voltaire

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen