QuotaBillsI want to die young at an advanced age. - Max Lerner
Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling
It is not death but dying which is terrible. - Henry Fielding
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact. - Elon Musk
I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? - Goodfellas
A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb
Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott
If you're afraid to die, you will not be able to live. - James Baldwin
Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. - Gautama Siddharta
With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying. - Bette Davis
Kind words will never die - neither will they buy groceries. - Bill Nye
Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli
For thirty years my act consisted of one joke. And then she died. - George Burns
If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown
Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb
Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide
They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin
You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling
Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash
Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin
It's a blessing to die for a cause, because you can so easily die for nothing. - Andrew Young
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
How easy it is for a man to die rich, if he will but be contented to live miserable. - Henry Fielding
There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction. - Salvador Dali
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
Christ died for our sins. Are we to make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them? - Jules Feiffer
Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis
If you listen to your fears, you will die never knowing what a great person you might have been. - Robert H. Schuller
When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury
Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot
Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton
Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde
As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney
If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown
If you removed all the arteries, veins, and capillaries from a person's body, and tied them end-to-end... the person will die. - Neil deGrasse Tyson
Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker
If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine
We had hoped to have been bringing you Arthur the Human Chameleon, but this afternoon, he crawled across a tartan rug and died of exhaustion. - Ronnie Corbett
Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood