Clown Down

Death takes no bribes. - Benjamin Franklin

One has only to die to be praised. - German Proverb

To die will be an awfully big adventure. - James M Barrie

The death of a beloved is an amputation. - C S Lewis

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

Biography is one of the new terrors of death. - John Arbuthnot

I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact. - Elon Musk

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

The act of dying is also one of the acts of life. - Marcus Aurelius

The first step to eternal life is you have to die. - Chuck Palahniuk

Death is life's way of telling you you're fired. - Unknown

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat. - Bill Musselman

For thirty years my act consisted of one joke. And then she died. - George Burns

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

To achieve things, we must live as though we are never going to die. - Luc de Clapiers

Death comes equally to us all, and makes us all equal when it comes. - John Donne

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. - The Princess Bride

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

A living person whom death has deprived of the power of filial ingratitude. - Ambrose Bierce

The trick is to make sure you don't die waiting for prosperity to come. - Lee Iacocca

Opera: where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. - Robert Benchley

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

Philanthropy without scale and sustainability is like any other bad business that will simply wither and die on the vine. - Naveen Jain

To maintain a powerful life force, forget yourself, forget about living and dying, and bring your full attention into this moment. - H E Davey

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash