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I want to die young at an advanced age. - Max Lerner

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

It is not death but dying which is terrible. - Henry Fielding

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact. - Elon Musk

I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? - Goodfellas

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

If you're afraid to die, you will not be able to live. - James Baldwin

Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. - Gautama Siddharta

With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying. - Bette Davis

Kind words will never die - neither will they buy groceries. - Bill Nye

Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli

For thirty years my act consisted of one joke. And then she died. - George Burns

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

It's a blessing to die for a cause, because you can so easily die for nothing. - Andrew Young

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

How easy it is for a man to die rich, if he will but be contented to live miserable. - Henry Fielding

There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction. - Salvador Dali

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Christ died for our sins. Are we to make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them? - Jules Feiffer

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

If you listen to your fears, you will die never knowing what a great person you might have been. - Robert H. Schuller

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

If you removed all the arteries, veins, and capillaries from a person's body, and tied them end-to-end... the person will die. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine

We had hoped to have been bringing you Arthur the Human Chameleon, but this afternoon, he crawled across a tartan rug and died of exhaustion. - Ronnie Corbett

Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood


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