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All who have died are equal. - Comanche Proverb

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. - Joe Louis

You haven't lived until you've died in California. - Mort Sahl

What's the matter? You look like you just saw a clown. - Dean Winchester

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

He is terribly afraid of dying because he hasn’t yet lived. - Franz Kafka

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

I shall never act differently, even if I have to die for it many times. - Socrates

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

He was so crooked that when he died they had to screw him into the ground. - Bob Hope

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. - Mark Twain

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Christ died for our sins. Are we to make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them? - Jules Feiffer

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

People were never "living with their disease." We cured them. Or they died from it. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question, "Is there life after death?" - Bette Midler

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh


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