Clown Down

My people, I die innocent! - Louis XVI

Now, young Skywalker... you will die. - The Emperor

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral. - Archie Bunker

Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor. - Joseph Addison

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

Old mathematicians never die, they just lose some of their functions. - Joe-kster

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? - George Carlin

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. - Nancy Reagan

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

We have to live our lives as if we are dying of a fatal disease. Because we are. - Phineas Narco

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. - Mark Twain

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Patriots always talk of dying for their country and never of killing for their country. - Bertrand Russell

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are afraid they will be. - Lionel Barrymore

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

2% of the people think, 3% of the people think they think, and 95% of the people would rather die than think. - George Bernard Shaw

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Madame, all stories, if continued far enough, end in death, and he is no true-story teller who would keep that from you. - Ernest Hemingway

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

Sir, your remarks are repugnant to me, and I disagree with your viewpoints. But I will defend to the death your right to express them. - Voltaire

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman