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Coffin Dragster

Hot Rod guaranteed for life... and the hereafter!

Coffin Dragster thanks to Bob Tasse

Smokin' Dragster - always prepared for the last drag

Bob's one-way road rage contingency plan - speeding to his final destination

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The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

Leave the dead moments to bury the dead. - E R Bulwer-Lytton

I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact. - Elon Musk

The act of dying is also one of the acts of life. - Marcus Aurelius

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

If you wish to die young, make your physician your heir. - Romania Proverb

I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. - Joe Louis

With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying. - Bette Davis

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

We have to live our lives as if we are dying of a fatal disease. Because we are. - Phineas Narco

You need to bury the hatchet. No need to hold grudges. That only weighs you down. - Ken Shamrock

How easy it is for a man to die rich, if he will but be contented to live miserable. - Henry Fielding

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once. - William Shakespeare

If you haven't found something you are willing to die for, you aren't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to lay the game of life. - Jean Giraudoux

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

If you listen to your fears, you will die never knowing what a great person you might have been. - Robert H. Schuller

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

He died not for men, but for each man. If each man had been the only man made, He would have done no less. - C S Lewis

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question, "Is there life after death?" - Bette Midler

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now. - Joan Baez

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

I saw that show, '50 Things To Do Before You Die.' I would have thought the obvious one was, 'Shout for help'. - Jim Carrey

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. - Unknown

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine


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