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Coffin Dragster

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Coffin Dragster thanks to Bob Tasse

Smokin' Dragster - always prepared for the last drag

Bob's one-way road rage contingency plan - speeding to his final destination

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Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

You were born an original, don't die a copy. - Unknown

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain

I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. - Sam Levenson

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

Because I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me. - Emily Dickinson

Absolute silence leads to sadness. It is the image of death. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

If any of you cry at my funeral I'll never speak to you again. - Stan Laurel

Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave. - James R Lowell

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

Many people's tombstones should read: 'Died at 30. Buried at 60.' - Nicholas M Butler

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction. - Salvador Dali

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

The great comfort of turning 49 is the realization that you are now too old to die young. - Paul Dickson

Satire lies about literary men while they live, and eulogy lies about them when they die. - Voltaire

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are afraid they will be. - Lionel Barrymore

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now. - Joan Baez

Madame, all stories, if continued far enough, end in death, and he is no true-story teller who would keep that from you. - Ernest Hemingway

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

Their's not to reason why,
Their's but to do and die;
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred. - Alfred Tennyson

Success is like death. The more successful you become, the higher the houses in the hills get and the higher the fences get. - Kevin Spacey


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