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Coffin Dragster thanks to Bob Tasse

Smokin' Dragster - always prepared for the last drag

Bob's one-way road rage contingency plan
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Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

All who have died are equal. - Comanche Proverb

Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

I want to die young at an advanced age. - Max Lerner

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

Never live like a king, and die like a pauper. - Joe Segal

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Steven Wright

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Opera: where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. - Robert Benchley

Santanism: The belief that when you die, your soul gets stuck in the chimney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible. - George Bernard Shaw

You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done easily lying down. - Woody Allen

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

Satire lies about literary men while they live, and eulogy lies about them when they die. - Voltaire

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

There are many things worth living for, a few things worth dying for, and nothing worth killing for. - Tom Robbins

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

When God decides who should live or die, he is immoral. When you decide who should live or die, it's your moral right. - Ravi Zacharias

If you carefully consider what you want to be said of you in the funeral experience, you will find your definition of success. - Stephen Covey

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

We had hoped to have been bringing you Arthur the Human Chameleon, but this afternoon, he crawled across a tartan rug and died of exhaustion. - Ronnie Corbett

We shape our lives, and we shape ourselves. The process never ends until we die. And the choices we make are ultimately our own responsibility. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde


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