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Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. - Socrates

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. - Bertrand Russell

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

Man is a complex being: He makes deserts bloom - and lakes die. - Gil Stern

The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions. - Ellen Glasgow

Spend your days pursuing the things you want said at your funeral. - Peter Legge

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. - Nancy Reagan

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

It's better to die for an idea that will live than live for an idea that will die. - Steve Biko

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55

Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come, we are not. - Epicurus

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

The immature man wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mature man wants to live humanely for one. - Wilheim Stekel

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going to die. - Bob Dylan

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith


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