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All who have died are equal. - Comanche Proverb

Biography lends to death a new terror. - Oscar Wilde

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Death is philosophy's only problem. - Albert Camus

Biography is one of the new terrors of death. - John Arbuthnot

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

When you cease to make a contribution, you begin to die. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so. - Bertrand Russell

What pity is it that we can die but once to serve our country. - Joseph Addison

Each time we don't say what we want to say, we're dying. - Yoko Ono

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

Spend your days pursuing the things you want said at your funeral. - Peter Legge

Old mathematicians never die, they just lose some of their functions. - Joe-kster

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. - The Princess Bride

Violence is like a weed - it does not die even in the greatest drought. - Simon Wiesenthal

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Woody Allen

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

The general outlook is not that the person has died but that the person has lived. - William Buchanan

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction. - Salvador Dali

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

People were never "living with their disease." We cured them. Or they died from it. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. - Unknown

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats


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