Coffin Dragster

Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Steven Wright

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

There is no cure for death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

Death is life's way of telling you you're fired. - Unknown

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. - Bertrand Russell

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Because I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me. - Emily Dickinson

There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for. - Albert Camus

Live so that the pastor won't have to lie at your funeral. - Phil Callaway

When I die, I want to come back as Bobby Layne's chauffeur. - Don Meredith

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz

The tragedy of Mormonism is, a single death makes a dozen widows. - American Saying

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

To achieve things, we must live as though we are never going to die. - Luc de Clapiers

Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. - The Princess Bride

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen

Opera: where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. - Robert Benchley

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

How easy it is for a man to die rich, if he will but be contented to live miserable. - Henry Fielding

Christ has not only spoken to us by his life but has also spoken for us by his death. - Soren Kierkegaard

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

The immature man wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mature man wants to live humanely for one. - Wilheim Stekel

If you wait for perfect conditions to seize an opportunity, you'll be waiting till the day you die. - Mark Batterson

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan