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Coffin Dragster thanks to Bob Tasse

Smokin' Dragster - always prepared for the last drag

Bob's one-way road rage contingency plan
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Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Biography lends to death a new terror. - Oscar Wilde

You just do it, then if you die, you die. - T. Scott McLeod

He that lives upon hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. - Socrates

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

If you wish to die young, make your physician your heir. - Romania Proverb

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. - Sam Levenson

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

If you're afraid to die, you will not be able to live. - James Baldwin

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Each time we don't say what we want to say, we're dying. - Yoko Ono

Old mathematicians never die, they just lose some of their functions. - Joe-kster

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

I shall never act differently, even if I have to die for it many times. - Socrates

Many people's tombstones should read: 'Died at 30. Buried at 60.' - Nicholas M Butler

The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible. - George Bernard Shaw

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

We have to live our lives as if we are dying of a fatal disease. Because we are. - Phineas Narco

I know we're going to die. But some of us are going to do something about it. - Tom Burnett

The general outlook is not that the person has died but that the person has lived. - William Buchanan

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

Christ died for our sins. Are we to make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them? - Jules Feiffer

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are afraid they will be. - Lionel Barrymore

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

Madame, all stories, if continued far enough, end in death, and he is no true-story teller who would keep that from you. - Ernest Hemingway

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh

Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood


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