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To die will be an awfully big adventure. - James M Barrie

The death of a beloved is an amputation. - C S Lewis

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him. - Herbert B. Tree

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

The first step to eternal life is you have to die. - Chuck Palahniuk

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse. - Irene L. Luce

Live as long as you can. Die when you can't help it. - James Brown

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

Absolute silence leads to sadness. It is the image of death. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

For thirty years my act consisted of one joke. And then she died. - George Burns

Life is a funny thing that happens to you on the way to the grave. - Quentin Crisp

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H.H. Munro

Old mathematicians never die, they just lose some of their functions. - Joe-kster

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

Opera: where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. - Robert Benchley

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

I know we're going to die. But some of us are going to do something about it. - Tom Burnett

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. - Betty Bender

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

My Uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: 'What are you looking at?' - Margaret Smith

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now. - Joan Baez

The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where one ends, and the other begins? - Edgar Alan Poe

If you carefully consider what you want to be said of you in the funeral experience, you will find your definition of success. - Stephen Covey

To maintain a powerful life force, forget yourself, forget about living and dying, and bring your full attention into this moment. - H E Davey

Sir, your remarks are repugnant to me, and I disagree with your viewpoints. But I will defend to the death your right to express them. - Voltaire

We had hoped to have been bringing you Arthur the Human Chameleon, but this afternoon, he crawled across a tartan rug and died of exhaustion. - Ronnie Corbett

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one. - Wilhelm Stekel

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan


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