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All who have died are equal. - Comanche Proverb

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

When good Americans die they go to Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

You were born an original, don't die a copy. - Unknown

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor. - Joseph Addison

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying. - Bette Davis

After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

To achieve things, we must live as though we are never going to die. - Luc de Clapiers

Old mathematicians never die, they just lose some of their functions. - Joe-kster

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

What is called a reason for living is also an excellent reason for dying. - Albert Camus

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Opera: where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. - Robert Benchley

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done easily lying down. - Woody Allen

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. - Betty Bender

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age. - George Burns

Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made in my case. - William Saroyan

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going to die. - Bob Dylan

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question, "Is there life after death?" - Bette Midler

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan