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Coffin Dragster

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Coffin Dragster thanks to Bob Tasse

Smokin' Dragster - always prepared for the last drag

Bob's one-way road rage contingency plan
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What we live by we die by. - Robert Frost

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

You just do it, then if you die, you die. - T. Scott McLeod

Biography is one of the new terrors of death. - John Arbuthnot

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. - Socrates

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt. - Joseph Heller

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer

What pity is it that we can die but once to serve our country. - Joseph Addison

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

To achieve things, we must live as though we are never going to die. - Luc de Clapiers

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W Hall

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Many people die at twenty-five and aren't buried until they are seventy-five. - Benjamin Franklin

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

The general outlook is not that the person has died but that the person has lived. - William Buchanan

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

For us humans, everything is permanent - until it changes, as we are immortal until we die. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to lay the game of life. - Jean Giraudoux

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me. - Humphrey Bogart

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde


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