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Comfortable Guard Dog

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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval. - Mark Twain

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Luxury must be comfortable, otherwise it is not luxury. - Coco Chanel

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself. - Mark Twain

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

We see through a glass darkly because all we want is to be comfortable. - Ravi Zacharias

Above all else, guard your heart, for it affects everything else you do. - Unknown

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

What a man does when he is taken off his guard is the best evidence for what sort of man he is. - C S Lewis

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation. - W Somerset Maugham

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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