Computer Bread

Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid

To a good appetite there is no bad bread. - Spain Proverb

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Bread: 1. Rises without ever sleeping; 2. Raw toast. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

But what does he owe me for 5 years of bread and broad? - Archie Bunker

I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel

The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant. - Carol Vorderman

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. - Steven Wright

All the honesty in the world ain't legal tender for a loaf of bread. - Josh Billings

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

Man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up. - John C Maxwell

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

Feature Creep: 1. The bloating of software with too many features; 2. A nasty software developer. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other. - Chinese Proverb

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men who walked through the huts comforting others, giving away their last piece of bread. - Viktor Frankl

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso