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Computer Bread

Monk Desktop with crumb-e keys and whole wheat DVD

Computer Bread thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Edible morning computer - eat your floppy data before your hard disk crashes

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Whose bread I eat, his song I sing. - Germany Proverb

To a good appetite there is no bad bread. - Spain Proverb

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

A quotation at the right moment is like bread to the famished. - Talmud

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. - George Carlin

Ever notice that the hardness of the butter increases with the softness of the bread? - Unknown

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. - Erma Bombeck

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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