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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Adversity introduces a man to himself. - Unknown

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

Concentration is a fine antidote to anxiety. - Jack Nicklaus

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

The solar system has no anxiety about its reputation. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Prosperity discovers vice, adversity discovers virtue. - Francis Bacon

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

The pessimist's epitaph: 'Just what I expected'. - Unknown

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

You'll never find a better sparring partner than adversity. - Walt Schmidt

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. - Edward Abbey

Most of the things you worry about won't even happen, so relax. - Unknown

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both. - Oscar Wilde

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one. - Kin Hubbard

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

There is not enough time in life to worry about there being enough time in life. - Atticus

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

Pessimists are usually kind. The gay, bubbling over, have no time for the pitiful. - Sean O'Faolain

Remorse sleeps during prosperity but awakes bitter consciousness during adversity. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists. - Jean Rostand

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

People don't really know whether they are committed to something until they face adversity. - John C Maxwell

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

Pessimism becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy; it reproduces itself by crippling our willingness to act. - Howard Zinn

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. - James Branch Cabell

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader (realist) adjusts the sails. - John C Maxwell

Don't worry about losing. If it is right, it happens - the main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away. - John Steinbeck

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

Adversity is sometimes hard upon a man; but for one man who can stand prosperity, there are a hundred that will stand adversity. - Elvis Presley

By adversity are wrought the greatest works of admiration, and all the fair examples of renown, out of distress and misery are grown. - Samuel Daniel

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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