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Marketing: Lying in loafers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Uniform: Sheep's clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

Lingerie: The only clothing where less costs more - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Tirade: A trip to the clothing store to steal neckwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

Reason is a harmonising, controlling force rather than a creative one. - Bertrand Russell

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Excise: The clothes hanging in your closet that fit before the holidays. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

Hamper: A wicker container with a lid, usually surrounded by, but not containing, dirty clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A creative artist works on his next composition because he was not satisfied with his previous one. - Dmitri Shostakovich

Floordrobe: A floor littered with discarded clothes, viewed ironically as a clothing storage system - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. - Miles Davis

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

The creative person is both more primitive and more cultivated, more destructive, a lot madder and a lot saner, than the average person. - Frank Barron

Even when you are marketing to your entire audience or customer base, you are still simply speaking to a single human at any given time. - Ann Handley

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

Stories are the creative conversion of life itself into a more powerful, clearer, more meaningful experience. They are the currency of human contact. - Robert McKee


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