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Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Creative clutter is better than idle neatness. - Unknown

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

There is creative reading as well as creative writing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Reason is a harmonising, controlling force rather than a creative one. - Bertrand Russell

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King


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