Daddy, Can I Drive?

Here's looking at you, kid. - Casablanca

Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Joy Ride: Going somewhere without the kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Lilac: 'He's a nice kid but he can lilac anything.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Taxi Driver: Worker who earns a living by driving customers away - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Baby Boomer: A kid who just polished off six jars of raspberry jam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Technology is so much fun but we can drown in our technology. The fog of information can drive out knowledge. - Daniel J Boorstin

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell