QuotaBillsHere's looking at you, kid. - Casablanca
Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern
Joy Ride: Going somewhere without the kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin
Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips
I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright
Lilac: 'He's a nice kid but he can lilac anything.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Taxi Driver: Worker who earns a living by driving customers away - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg
Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Baby Boomer: A kid who just polished off six jars of raspberry jam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason
A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip
When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan
Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown
Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller
They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen
Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson
No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller
Technology is so much fun but we can drown in our technology. The fog of information can drive out knowledge. - Daniel J Boorstin
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates
She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton
Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates
Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker
Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver
I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson
Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin
Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell