Daddy, Can I Drive?

Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Joy Ride: Going somewhere without the kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright

A Chicken in Every Pot and a Car in Every Garage - Herbert Hoover

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts. - Homer Simpson

Belonging has always been a fundamental driver of humankind. - Brian Chesky

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

I hired a chauffeur and I became a motivational speaker, because I don’t drive - I'm driven.
 - Jarod Kintz

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Technology is so much fun but we can drown in our technology. The fog of information can drive out knowledge. - Daniel J Boorstin

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

Juvenile Delinquent: 1. A youngster who has been given a free hand but not in the proper place; 2. A kid who starts acting like his parents. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin