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Desert Skiing

For those who dune know where to go in the desert

Desert Skiing thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Dunehill Skiing in the Middle East

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Write injuries in sand, kindness in marble. - French Proverb

Ampersand: Sand you won't find at a beach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lines of gulls standing on glassy blue patches of wet sand. - Cathleen Schine

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone. - Arab Proverb

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

Nothing is built on stone; all is built on sand, but we must build as if the sand were stone. - Jorge Luis Borges

The more sand has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it. - Niccolo Machiavelli

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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