QuotaBillsHealth food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin
The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil
You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson
I find forgiveness to be really healthy. - Ben Affleck
Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan
You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld
Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid
The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. - Unknown
The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert
My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown
Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer
Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid
Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb
If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb
A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy C Fisher
The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood
Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings
I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck
Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi
Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason
Grief can be a burden, but also an anchor. You get used to the weight, how it holds you in place. - Sarah Dessen
Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry
Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser
Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney
In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted. - Bertrand Russell
Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon
In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain
Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles
If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali