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Divorce Defined

Marital bliss squeezed through the hands of a lawyer

Divorce Defined thanks to Mike King

Divorce: from an old Latin word meaning to extract a man's genitals through his wallet

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Necessity hath no law. - Oliver Cromwell

Agree, for the law is costly. - William Camden

Divorce: fission after fusion. - Rita Mae Brown

Justice delayed is justice denied. - William Gladstone

Whenever law ends, tyranny begins. - John Locke

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

Useless laws weaken necessary laws. - Charles de Secondat

Position is nine-tenths of the law. - Archie Bunker

Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

The good lawyer is the great salesman. - Janet Reno

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

OK, if you can get an indepartial judge. - Archie Bunker

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson

To live outside the law, you must be honest. - Bob Dylan

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

Swift justice demands more than just swiftness. - Potter Stewart

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The law must be stable, but it must not stand still. - Roscoe Pound

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Stop soft soapin' and trying to deterge the judge! - Archie Bunker

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky

How many lawyer jokes are there? One, the rest are true stories. - Thomas F Shubnell

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

My photographs don't do me justice – they just look like me. - Phyllis Diller

Lawyers are like beavers. They get in the mainstream and dam it up. - John Naisbitt

Laws are not masters but servants, and he rules them who obeys them. - Henry Ward Beecher

He who will always be his own lawyer will often have a fool for a client. - J Hunter

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

Lawyers are like scissors; they never cut each other, but what is between them. - Unknown

I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit and once when I won one. - Voltaire

Lawyers are like the knights of old. You can use them to plunder other people's stuff. - Gene Gordon

Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes

Lawyers get you out'n the kind of trouble you'd never get in if there was no lawyers. - Ken Alstad

It happens to be against two laws: God's and man's. I'm booking her on the second. - Cornell Wilde

As to lawyers, their profession is supported by the indiscriminate defense of right and wrong. - Junius

Lawyers are the only civil delinquents whose judges must of necessity be chosen from themselves. - Charles C Colton

The trouble with our laws these days is that the criminals know their rights better than their wrongs. - Unknown

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Justice, sir, is the great interest of man on earth. It is the ligament which holds civilized beings and civilized nations together. - Daniel Webster

Bakinmyday: A law passed in the early 1900s that made it mandatory to build all schools at least 15 miles from all future grandfathers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never utter these words: 'I do not know this, therefore it is false.' One must study to know; know to understand; understand to judge. - Apothegm of Narda

Most people ask questions because they want to know the answer; lawyers are trained never to ask questions unless they already know the answer. - Lani Guinier

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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