Divorce Defined

Judge me when you are perfect. - Unknown

Common sense often makes good law. - William O Douglas

The good lawyer is the great salesman. - Janet Reno

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright

Judge a man by the reputation of his enemies. - Arabian Proverb

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

There's a strong criminal relement up there. - Archie Bunker

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

I have always fought for concrete facts, for justice. - Fidel Castro

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Somebody must get the incompetent lawyers and doctors. - George Bernard Shaw

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller

Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

It is a secret worth knowing, that lawyers rarely go to law. - Moses Crowell

Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice. - H L Mencken

Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

Lawyers are like rabbits. They have a nasty habit of multiplying. - Leo Reilly

Lawyers are like beavers. They get in the mainstream and dam it up. - John Naisbitt

Laws are not masters but servants, and he rules them who obeys them. - Henry Ward Beecher

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit and once when I won one. - Voltaire

My husband and I had our best sex during our divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers. - Priscilla Lopez

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? - Marion Barry

Law enforcement cannot succeed without the sustained, and informed, interest of all citizens. - Lyndon B Johnson

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

The trouble with our laws these days is that the criminals know their rights better than their wrongs. - Unknown

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest. - Sri Chinmoy

Lawyers were notorious for finding cases in the most unlikely places, especially ones with huge potential damage awards. - Jodi Picoult

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

Lawyers are like professional wrestlers. They pretend to get mad and fight, but then they socialize after a trial is over. - Robert Whitlow

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

We discern across the centuries a commanding and versatile intelligence, wielding with equal force the sword of war and of justice. - Winston Churchill

One has not only a legal, but a moral responsibility to obey just laws. Conversely, one has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws. - Martin Luther King, Jr

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs