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Don't Be A Stick In The Mud

Not exactly what she had in mind for her mud bath therapy

Don't Be A Stick In The Mud thanks to Mrs Brown

Bubba gave his girlfriend a free spa package

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

He who slings mud generally loses ground. - Adlai Stevenson

The world is mud-luscious and puddle-wonderful. - e e cummings

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Some people could look at a mud puddle and see an ocean with ships. - Zora N Hurston

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

LAN: To borrow as in, 'Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.'” - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date. - Caroline Rhea

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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