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What happens when you use an umbrella that forecasts rain

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

I ran my fastest marathon in the rain. - Bill Rodgers

Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. - Howard Ruff

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Coincide: What most people do when it starts raining. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Steven Wright

It takes both rain and sunshine to make the garden grow. - Amish Saying

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brendan Behan

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. - Gary Delaney

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more roses. - George Eliot

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

But that inadequacy, or feeling of inadequacy, never really goes away. You just have to trudge ahead in the rain, regardless. - Lorrie Moore

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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