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Easter Egg Drop-outs

What happens when Easter Eggs hatch

Easter Egg Drop-outs thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Easter Egg Drop-outs thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Easter is never deserved. - Jan Karon

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

Do not count your chickens before they are hatched. - Aesop

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it. - Chris O'Dowd

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell


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