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Egg Separator

How to get rid of a nose cold

Egg Separator thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Separating the wheat from the chaff - this yoke's on us!

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Chicken: An egg factory - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whisker: A chef who beats eggs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Instinct is the nose of the mind. - Madame de Girardin

Helicopter: An egg beater with ambition - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

Lead the audience by the nose to the thought. - Laurence Olivier

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

You cannot separate the monarchy from its trappings. - John Milton

Arpeggio: The story book kid with the big nose that grows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music melts all the separate parts of our bodies together. - Anais Nin

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

He's better at smelling rotten eggs than at laying good ones. - Unknown

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce

After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar

Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me. - Mark Twain

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller


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