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Egg Separator

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Egg Separator thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Separating the wheat from the chaff - this yoke's on us!

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Chicken: An egg factory - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Instinct is the nose of the mind. - Madame de Girardin

Himalaya: A rooster that lays an egg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Helicopter: An egg beater with ambition - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One should count each day a separate life. - Seneca

All our separate fictions add up to joint reality. - Stanislaw Lec

You cannot separate the monarchy from its trappings. - John Milton

A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg. - Samuel Butler

Arpeggio: The story book kid with the big nose that grows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music melts all the separate parts of our bodies together. - Anais Nin

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

He's better at smelling rotten eggs than at laying good ones. - Unknown

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce

After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller


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