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Expired Parking

When your meter on life runs out

This lady had a great sense of humour and always used to say that when she passed away she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says 'Expired'. So her nephew got her one on ebay!
Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

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Pepper your life with dreams - PaTrisha-Anne Todd

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

The best things in life are silly. - Scott Adams

Reality continues to ruin my life. - Bill Watterson

The greater part of life is sunshine. - Thomas Jefferson

Life in 2019: Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

Sons are the anchors of a mother's life. - Sophocles

The only disability in life is a bad attitude. - Scott Hamilton

I've committed to surfing the rest of my life. - Lance Armstrong

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

Life doesn't come with a manual. It comes with a mother. - Unknown

Let life happen to you. Believe me: life is in the right, always. - Rainer Maria Rilke

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive. - Robert A Heinlein

Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. - Maxwell Maltz

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

Life isn't about getting and having, it's about giving and being. - Kevin Kruse

The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams. - Oprah Winfrey

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

You were made by God and for God and until you understand that, life will never make sense. - Rick Warren

Maybe you needed to get whacked hard by life before you understood what you wanted out of it. - Jodi Picoult

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. - Jennifer Jones

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. - Unknown

Everyone is trying to accomplish something big, not realizing that life is made up of little things. - Frank A. Clark

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

You cannot tailor-make the situations in life, but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations. - Zig Ziglar

If you want something out of life you have to go out there and get it, because it is not just going to be given to you. - Kelvin Waites

Discussing positive experiences leads to heightened well-being, increased overall life satisfaction and even more energy. - Nathaniel Lambert

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

He had a sense of irony that ruled his life, made it impossible for him to use his considerable brains in any kind of serious job. Kind of like me. - Neal Stephenson


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