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Expired Parking

When your meter on life runs out

This lady had a great sense of humour and always used to say that when she passed away she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says 'Expired'. So her nephew got her one on ebay!
Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

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My life is my message. - Mohandas Gandhi

Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

Biography is the mesh through which real life escapes. - Tom Stoppard

There are life-threatening issues related to diabetes. - Stephen Wallem

Wake up, live your life and sing the melody of your soul. - Amit Ray

Don't take life too seriously; it's not permanent. - Unknown

He's even smaller in real life than he is on the track. - David Coleman

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. - Helen Hayes

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

One's real life is so often the life that one does not lead. - Oscar Wilde

What oxygen is to the lungs, such is hope to the meaning of life. - Emil Brunner

There are three constants in life: change, choice and principles. - Stephen Covey

Virture offers the only path in this life that leads to tranquility. - Juvenal

The quality, not the longevity, of one's life is what is important. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. - Bertrand Russell

You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your life. - Governor Grand Moff Tarkin

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Mark Twain

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

The hardest thing in life to learn is which bridges to cross and which ones to burn. - David Russell

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

Morcelli has four fastest 1,500-meter times ever. And all those times are at 1,500 meters. - David Coleman

Opportunities to find deeper powers within ourselves come when life seems most challenging. - Joseph Campbell

The aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware, joyously, serenely, divinely aware. - Henry Miller

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My Uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: 'What are you looking at?' - Margaret Smith

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. - Unknown

I will never forget my actions. They will haunt me for the rest of my life. None of it will happen again. - Garth Drabinsky

Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

We are either progressing or retrograding all the while; there is no such thing as remaining stationary in this life. - James Freeman Clarke

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

Being happy isn't having everything in your life be perfect. Maybe it's about stringing together all the little things. - Ann Brashares

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus


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