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Expired Parking

When your meter on life runs out

This lady had a great sense of humour and always used to say that when she passed away she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says 'Expired'. So her nephew got her one on ebay!
Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

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Everything in life is luck. - Donald Trump

Don't go to the grave with life unused. - Bobby Bowden

There is just one life for each of us: our own. - Euripides

Love the life you live. Live the life you love. - Bob Marley

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

Biography is the mesh through which real life escapes. - Tom Stoppard

Don't take life too seriously; it's not permanent. - Unknown

Paragorically, I will not let you ever talk about our sex life. - Archie Bunker

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. - Kin Hubbard

It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars. - Garrison Keillor

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

To save a man's life against his will is the same as killing him. - Horace

Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it. - William James

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

Life is like an ever-shifting kaleidoscope - a slight change and all patterns alter. - Susan Salzberg

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to continually be afraid you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

If there's at least one person you've helped in life, then your life has been worthwhile. - L. Sydney Abel

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It's very easy for trusted companies to mislead naive customers, and life insurance companies are trusted. - Daniel Kahneman

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. - Margaret Cho

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

It's your place in the world; it's your life. Go on and do all you can with it, and make it the life you want to live. - Mae Jemison

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

Success is not to be measured by the position someone has reached in life, but the obstacles he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington

The purpose of architecture is to shelter and enhance man's life on earth and to fulfill his belief in the nobility of his existence. - Eero Saarinen

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

We cannot afford not to live in the present. He is blessed over all mortals who loses no moment of the passing life in remembering the past. - Henry David Thoreau

Things end. People leave. And you know what? Life goes on. Besides, if bad things didn't happen, how would you be able to feel the good ones? - Elizabeth Scott


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