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Expired Parking

When your meter on life runs out

This lady had a great sense of humour and always used to say that when she passed away she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says 'Expired'. So her nephew got her one on ebay!
Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

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life, for eternal us, is now - e e cummings

Without God life makes no sense. - Andrei Bitov

My whole heart for my whole life. - French Saying

I do not regret one moment of my life. - Lillie Langtry

There are no regrets in life, just lessons. - Jennifer Aniston

There are no mistakes in life, only lessons. - Lynda Renham

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

Poetry is a way of taking life by the throat. - Robert Frost

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

Why torture yourself when life will do it for you? - Laura Walker

That it will never come again is what makes life so sweet. - Emily Dickinson

What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything? - Vincent Van Gogh

Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you respond to it. - Charles Swindoll

We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give. - Winston Churchill

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

The only thing I’m afraid of is a life without you, Pigeon. - Jamie McGuire

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions. - Alfred Adler

Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile, I caught hell for. - Earl Warren

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler

When life gives you Limes rearrange the letters until they say Smile. - joe-kster

Life is like a game of Tetris. You never know what you're gonna get. - Kevin Larnholm

I believe that if you'll just stand up and go, life will open up for you. - Tina Turner

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

Happiness hides in life's small details. If you're not looking, it becomes invisible. - Joyce Brothers

A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn't exactly been one of moderation. - Donald Trump

I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days. - Ike Barinholtz

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen. - Mark Twain

Life's under no obligation to give us what we expect. We take what we get and are thankful it's no worse than it is. - Margaret Mitchell

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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