This lady had a great sense of humour and always used to say that when she passed away she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says 'Expired'. So her nephew got her one on ebay!
QuotaBillsTime is the life of the soul. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
I go through life like a Karate Kid. - Britney Spears
In actual life I am a grumpy old bag. - Dawn French
There is no such thing in life as normal. - Morrissey
The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton
Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore
Someday change will be accepted as life itself. - Shirley MacLaine
I've committed to surfing the rest of my life. - Lance Armstrong
Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz
In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie
To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying
All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton
All of our technology is completely unnecessary to a happy life. - Tom Hodgkinson
The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions. - Alfred Adler
Youth offers the promise of happiness, but life offers the realities of grief. - Nicholas Sparks
There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad
Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown
Life is like an onion; you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. - Carl Sandburg
Make your life a masterpiece; imagine no limitations on what you can be, have or do. - Brian Tracy
Christ has not only spoken to us by his life but has also spoken for us by his death. - Soren Kierkegaard
Trouble is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired. - Milton Berle
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. - George Burns
Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other. - Thomas Fuller
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx
St. Teresa of Avila described our life in this world as like a night at a second-class hotel. - Malcolm Muggeridge
The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore to use it, not to misuse it. - Plutarch
'Rocky' represents the optimistic side of life, and 'Rambo' represents purgatory. - Sylvester Stallone
Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt
A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone. - Robert Frost
My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. - Miles Davis
There is a plan and a purpose, a value to every life, no matter what its location, age, gender or disability. - Sharron Angle
Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.
That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing
Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison
For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader
Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself. - Harvey Fierstein
One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti
In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer
If I'm ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system, I definitely want to be unplugged, but not until I'm down to a size eight. - Henriette Mantel
Almost every man wastes part of his life in attempts to display qualities which he does not possess, and to gain applause which he cannot keep. - Samuel Johnson