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Expired Parking

When your meter on life runs out

This lady had a great sense of humour and always used to say that when she passed away she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says 'Expired'. So her nephew got her one on ebay!
Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

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My life is one demd horrid grind. - Charles Dickens

Everything in life is just for a while. - Philip K Dick

While we are postponing, life speeds by. - Seneca

There are no mistakes in life, only lessons. - Lynda Renham

Love the life you live. Live the life you love. - Bob Marley

I refuse to live life with unsettled differences. - John Paul Warren

Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life. - Alvin Toffler

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it. - Dennis P. Kimbro

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

That it will never come again is what makes life so sweet. - Emily Dickinson

Life is what happens when you're not looking at a screen. - Unknown

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

Glamour is on a life-support machine and not expected to live. - Joan Collins

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it. - Unknown

The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up. - Ambrose Bierce

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works. - Oscar Wilde

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

You never know when a moment and a few sincere words can have an impact on life. - Zig Ziglar

Most of the evils of life arise from man's inability to sit still in a room. - Blaise Pascal

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb

Gammy used to say, "Too much scrubbing takes the life right out of things." - Betty MacDonald

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want. - Ben Stein

SABLE - A common knitting acronym that stands for Stash Acquisition Beyond Life Expectancy. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

Supporting myself at an early age was the best training for life I could have possibly received. - Lea Thompson

I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. - Maya Angelou

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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