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Expired Parking

When your meter on life runs out

This lady had a great sense of humour and always used to say that when she passed away she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says 'Expired'. So her nephew got her one on ebay!
Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

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Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

Life is a zoo in a jungle. - Peter De Vries

There is no such thing in life as normal. - Morrissey

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

There is no enlightenment outside daily life. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Why torture yourself when life will do it for you? - Laura Walker

Life is for one generation. A good name is forever. - Japanese proverb

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

Don't let making a living prevent you from making a life. - John Wooden

Glamour is on a life-support machine and not expected to live. - Joan Collins

We write to taste life twice, in the moment and in retrospect. - Anais Nin

Too many times in life we see a need but hesitate to act on it. - Joe Segal

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. - Herbert Asquith

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot. - Charlie Chaplin

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. - John Lennon

It is not the years in your life but the life in your years that counts. - Adlai Stevenson

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

There are exactly as many special occasions in life as we choose to celebrate. - Robert Brault

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favour. - Robert Frost

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

Life, if you're fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. - Miriam Margolyes

The greatest mistake you can make in this life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

The meaning of life consists in the fact that it makes no sense to say that life has no meaning. - Niels Bohr

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it. - Cullen Hightower

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

There are some things in life where it's better to receive than to give, and massage is one of them. - Al Michaels

Challenges should not be seen as obstacles but rather as opportunities for acquiring new experiences in life. - Unknown

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

It takes a real storm in the average person's life to make him realize how much worrying he has done over the squalls. - Bruce Barton

The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. - Mark Twain

Almost every man wastes part of his life in attempts to display qualities which he does not possess, and to gain applause which he cannot keep. - Samuel Johnson

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault


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