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Expired Parking

When your meter on life runs out

This lady had a great sense of humour and always used to say that when she passed away she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says 'Expired'. So her nephew got her one on ebay!
Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

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Everything in life is luck. - Donald Trump

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Don't go to the grave with life unused. - Bobby Bowden

Life is too important to be taken seriously. - Oscar Wilde

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

The best thing to hold onto in life is each other. - Audrey Hepburn

Life is for one generation. A good name is forever. - Japanese proverb

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

Life is really simple but we insist on making it complicated. - Confucius

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

I have enjoyed life a lot more by saying yes than by saying no. - Richard Branson

Let life happen to you. Believe me: life is in the right, always. - Rainer Maria Rilke

The story of a mother's life: trapped between a scream and a hug. - Cathy Guisewite

Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards. - Soren Kierkegaard

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life. - Lawrence Kasdan

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

It's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. - Abraham Lincoln

The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want. - Ben Stein

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

So often in life, things that you regard as an impediment turn out to be great good fortune. - Ruth Bader Ginsburg

When you expect good, it's available constantly, and it makes itself a reality in your life. - Alfre Woodard

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. - Ferris Bueller

In the arena of life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities in action. - Aristotle

The most prominent place in hell is reserved for those who are neutral on the great issues of life. - Rev. Billy Graham

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it. And so it is with you. We are in charge of our attitudes. - Charles R. Swindoll

Two important things are to have a genuine interest in people and to be kind to them. Kindness, I've discovered, is everything in life. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

Almost every man wastes part of his life in attempts to display qualities which he does not possess, and to gain applause which he cannot keep. - Samuel Johnson


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