Expired Parking
When your meter on life runs out
This lady had a great sense of humour and always used to say that when she passed away she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says 'Expired'. So her nephew got her one on ebay!
QuotaBillsWhat we play is life. - Louis Armstrong
Life is improvisation. - Tina Fey
Life. Consider the alternative. - Marshal McLuhan
Life is too short to say no to donuts. - Unknown
One should count each day a separate life. - Seneca
The best things in life aren't things. - Art Buchwald
Life is too short to live the same day twice. - Unknown
In married life three is company and two is none. - Oscar Wilde
Racing is life. Everything else is just... waiting. - Steve McQueen
Mother's Life: One darned stocking after the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Life is what we make it, always has been, always will be. - Grandma Defries
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras
Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett
The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Al McGuire
All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. - Tex Guinan
The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway. - Henry Boye
When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel
Life isn't about getting and having, it's about giving and being. - Kevin Kruse
Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown
My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock
Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus
Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not. - Oscar Wilde
Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told: I'm with you kid, let's go. - Maya Angelou
People go forward in life. Bitterness and grudges and resentments only poison it. - David Furnish
Lay hold of life with both hands, whenever thou mayest seize it, it is interesting. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields
The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris
The meaning of life consists in the fact that it makes no sense to say that life has no meaning. - Niels Bohr
In the arena of life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities in action. - Aristotle
The mission of the artist in an over-technologized society, is to call the old magic back to life. - Tom Robbins
I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life. - Abraham Lincoln
You've gotta have hope. Without hope life is meaningless. Without hope life is meaning less and less. - Unknown
My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich
I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton
I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive. - Joan Rivers
There are two kinds of people who blow through life like a breeze,
And one kind is gossipers, and the other kind is gossipees. - Ogden Nash