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Expired Parking

When your meter on life runs out

This lady had a great sense of humour and always used to say that when she passed away she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says 'Expired'. So her nephew got her one on ebay!
Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

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Time is the life of the soul. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The purpose of life is a life of purpose. - Robert Byrne

Life is not life unless you make mistakes. - Joan Collins

A life without cause is a life without effect. - Barbarella

The only disability in life is a bad attitude. - Scott Hamilton

Life is just a dream, but don't wake me up! - Yiddish Proverb

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

Your life is a reflection of your thoughts. Think well. - Danielle Pierre

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

Death is life's way of telling you you're fired. - Unknown

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. - Helen Hayes

All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

I always ask the question, "Is this what I want in my life?" - Kathy Ireland

The monotony and solitude of a quiet life stimulates the creative mind. - Albert Einstein

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown

When you are tough on yourself, life is going to be infinitely easier on you. - Zig Ziglar

Beware of what you wish for in youth, because you will get it in middle life. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

How many inner resources one needs to tolerate a life of leisure without fatigue. - Natalie Clifford Barney

The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. - Foster’s Law

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

May you live your life as if the maxim of your actions were to become universal law. - Immanuel Kant

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

If life were fair Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead. - Johnny Carson

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world. - George Washington Carver

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

The best portion of a good man's life are the little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

I think I have a disease called spontaneous disclosure. I need to tell everyone my life story instantaneously. - Kelly Ripa

You may not have a clue of what lies ahead, but it's better to act on life than simply let life act on you. - Nick Vujicic

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

Why is sunset more colorful than sunrise? It's an irony of life saying, "Sometimes, good things happen in goodbyes." - Unknown

Of all the diversions of life, there is none so proper to fill up its empty spaces as the reading of useful and entertaining authors. - David Viscott

Want balance in your life? Then get your own act together, but don't forget powerful disciplines of execution in your team and organization. - Stephen Covey

Little men with little minds and little imaginations go through life in little ruts, smugly resisting all changes which would jar their little worlds. - Zig Ziglar


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