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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

Nothing has more strength than dire necessity. - Euripides

Clean your finger before you point at my spots. - Benjamin Franklin

Soccer: A European warm-up exercise for rioting - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We're running the company to serve more people. - Mark Zuckerberg

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way. - Swami Vivekananda


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