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Union gives strength. - Aesop

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind. - Patanjali

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

It's a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock. - David Coleman

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

Ambition has one heel nailed in well, though she stretches her fingers to touch the heavens. - Lao Tzu

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body. - Donald Trump

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers


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