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Firm Egg

Warning for Easter breakfast: Beware of firm eggs!

Firm Egg thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Union gives strength. - Aesop

Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown

Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

There's a strong criminal relement up there. - Archie Bunker

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

If you're strong enough, there are no precedents. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

Be sure to put your feet in the right place, then stand firm. - Abraham Lincoln

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

He's better at smelling rotten eggs than at laying good ones. - Unknown

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. - Mahatma Gandhi

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

You might be on the back nine of life, but it's good to finish strong. - Unknown

Some of us think holding on makes us strong, but sometimes it is letting go. - Hermann Hesse

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

When young, beware of fighting; when strong, beware of sex; and when old, beware of possession. - Confucius

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally. - Abraham Lincoln

I look at Google and think they have a strong academic culture. Elegant solutions to complex problems. - Mark Zuckerberg

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak. Sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go. - Unknown

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

I hope to stand firm enough to not go backward, and yet not go forward fast enough to wreck the country's cause. - Abraham Lincoln

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

A strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet, shed a tear for a moment, and then picks up their gloves and fights again. - Unknown

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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