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Firm Egg

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Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

A team is only as strong as its weakest player. - Unknown

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg. - Samuel Butler

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak. - Sun Tzu

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt

I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. - H L Mencken

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

You might be on the back nine of life, but it's good to finish strong. - Unknown

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Here's to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them. - Unknown

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster

Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough. - John C Bovee

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

When young, beware of fighting; when strong, beware of sex; and when old, beware of possession. - Confucius

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

Don't be disquieted in time of adversity. Be firm with dignity and self-reliant with vigor. - Chiang Kai-shek

Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict. - William Ellery Channing

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak. Sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go. - Unknown

Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all. - Oscar Wilde

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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