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There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend. - Henri Bergson

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau


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