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Fish Eye Lens

Wide-angle lens for extremely wide, hemisfishical images

Fish Eye Lens thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Brought to you by Something Fish-e Photography

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All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

The power of a lens is incredible. - Ravi Zacharias

Cauterize: Made eye contact with her - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness. - Margaret Atwood

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Let every eye negotiate for itself and trust no agent. - William Shakespeare

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin

A camera, by arresting motion, gives permanence to the impermanent. - Freeman Patterson

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. - Gary Delaney

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its prime function of looking forward. - Margaret Barber

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy


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