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Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

Logic is in the eye of the logician. - Gloria Steinem

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi

Let every eye negotiate for itself and trust no agent. - William Shakespeare

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. - Cathy Guisewite

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

Many are the starrs I see, but in my eye no starr like thee. - English Saying

Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown

He had only one eye, and the popular prejudice runs in favor of two. - Charles Dickens

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. - John Nesvig

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

You always feel when you look it straight in the eye that you could have put more into it, could have let yourself go and dug harder. - Emily Carr

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Bamboo: Eye-pleasing, but extremely expensive and difficult-to-maintain type of rod, used primarily by anglers who fish for compliments. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell


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