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Fish Eye Lens

Wide-angle lens for extremely wide, hemisfishical images

Fish Eye Lens thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Brought to you by Something Fish-e Photography

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All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

The power of a lens is incredible. - Ravi Zacharias

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

Cauterize: Made eye contact with her - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Crick: Noise made by a Japanese camera - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness. - Margaret Atwood

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. - Cathy Guisewite

Distance has the same effect on the mind as on the eye. - Samuel Johnson

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

He had only one eye, and the popular prejudice runs in favor of two. - Charles Dickens

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. - John Nesvig

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

Managing only for profit is like playing tennis with your eye on the scoreboard and not on the ball. - Ichak Adizes

It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray

What we learn only through the ears makes less impression upon our minds than what is presented to the trustworthy eye. - Horace

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

Unsporting: Any fishing technique that has as its chief object the capture of fish rather than the accumulation of fishing equipment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Bamboo: Eye-pleasing, but extremely expensive and difficult-to-maintain type of rod, used primarily by anglers who fish for compliments. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold


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