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Forgotten Easter Eggs

Easter Eggs hidden too well in the garden

Forgotten Easter Eggs thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Forget the past and live the present hour. - Sarah Knowles Bolton

What we learn with pleasure we never forget. - Alfred Mercier

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon

Monuments: Reminders of those who have been forgotten. - American Proverb

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

Technology: to create new hungers to help us forget old ones. - Neil Postman

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name. - Milton Berle

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. - Confucius

Irish Alzheimer's - you forget everything except the grudges. - Unknown

We forget all too soon the things we thought we could never forget. - Joan Didion

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

Forget what hurt you in the past but never forget what it taught you. - Unknown

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. - Michel de Montaigne

Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday. - Fulton J Sheen

If history were taught in the form of stories, it would never be forgotten. - Rudyard Kipling

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

Fanaticism consists in redoubling your effort when you have forgotten your aim. - George Santayana

The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan

Remember me and smile, for it's better to forget than to remember me and cry. - Dr. Seuss

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

People advising others often forget that the same advice applies to their life as well. - Anuj Somany

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

The way you overcome shyness is to become so wrapped up in something that you forget to be afraid. - Lady Bird Johnson

When I only begin to read, I forget I'm on this world. It lifts me on wings with high thoughts. - Anzia Yezierska

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

I will never forget my actions. They will haunt me for the rest of my life. None of it will happen again. - Garth Drabinsky

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

If we limit ourselves to the age that we are, and forget all the ages that we have been, we diminish our truth. - Madeleine L'Engle

In today's rush, we all think too much, seek too much, want too much and forget about the joy of just being. - Eckhart Tolle

The saddest thing about love is that not only that it cannot last forever, but that heartbreak is soon forgotten. - William Faulkner

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw

As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them. - John F Kennedy

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

I do not bring forgiveness with me, nor forgetfulness. The only ones who can forgive are dead; the living have no right to forget. - Chaim Herzog

To maintain a powerful life force, forget yourself, forget about living and dying, and bring your full attention into this moment. - H E Davey

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood

The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

It goes back to Christianity's affiliation with Judaism as Passover. Easter is as important to Christians as Passover is to the Jews. - Glenn Duffy


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