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Forgotten Easter Eggs

Easter Eggs hidden too well in the garden

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To forgive is not to forget. - Mohandas Gandhi

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Forget injuries; never forget kindness. - Confucius

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

Can you really forgive if you can't forget? - Sarah J Parker

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

Those who forget their past are destined to repeat it. - Robert A. Heinlein

To confer dignity, forgive. To express contempt, forget. - Mason Cooley

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

Keepsake: Something given us by someone we've forgotten - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All the things one has forgotten scream for help in dreams. - Elias Canetti

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

He's better at smelling rotten eggs than at laying good ones. - Unknown

On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. - Douglas Horton

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

I can forget and you can forget, but a piece of paper never forgets. - Unknown

You may forget that you are at every moment totally dependent on God. - C S Lewis

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

He who does not remember the past is condemned to forget where he parked. - David Rudnitsky

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday. - Fulton J Sheen

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

Even if happiness forgets you a little bit, never completely forget about it. - Jacques Prevert

Fanaticism consists in redoubling your effort when you have forgotten your aim. - George Santayana

You forget what you want to remember, and you remember what you want to forget. - Cormac McCarthy

Never forget that it is not a pneumonia, but a pneumonic man who is your patient. - William Withey Gull

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Remember me and smile, for it's better to forget than to remember me and cry. - Dr. Seuss

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

I have Alzheimer's bulimia - first I eat everything in sight, then I forget to puke. - Cindy Marzahn

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

Most of us forget to take time for wonder, praise and gratitude until it is almost too late. - Faith Baldwin

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

The way you overcome shyness is to become so wrapped up in something that you forget to be afraid. - Lady Bird Johnson

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert

I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it. - Chris O'Dowd

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

If we limit ourselves to the age that we are, and forget all the ages that we have been, we diminish our truth. - Madeleine L'Engle

I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies. - Phyllis Diller

The saddest thing about love is that not only that it cannot last forever, but that heartbreak is soon forgotten. - William Faulkner

The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself. - George Burns

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood

The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. - Maya Angelou

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay

Want balance in your life? Then get your own act together, but don't forget powerful disciplines of execution in your team and organization. - Stephen Covey


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