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Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

There is no education like adversity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

Stand up for truth, regardless of who steps on it. - Suzy Kassem

Racing is life. Everything else is just... waiting. - Steve McQueen

Fresh activity is the only means of overcoming adversity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

You'll never find a better sparring partner than adversity. - Walt Schmidt

The world worries about disability more than disabled people do. - Warwick Davis

Friendship, of itself a holy tie, is made more sacred by adversity. - Charles C. Colton

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. - Mark Twain

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - L. Ron Hubbard

A rebirth out of spiritual adversity causes us to become new creatures. - James E Faust

Best wide-angle lens? Two steps backward. Look for the 'ah-ha.' - Ernst Haas

How a society treats its disabled is the true measure of a civilization. - Chen Guangcheng

Remorse goes to sleep during a prosperous period and wakes up in adversity. - Jean-Jacques Rosseau

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

Don't be disquieted in time of adversity. Be firm with dignity and self-reliant with vigor. - Chiang Kai-shek

Prosperity is not without many fears and distastes; adversity not without many comforts and hopes. - Francis Bacon

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Nothing is harder to direct than a man in prosperity; nothing more easily managed than one in adversity. - Plutarch

When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps. - Confucius

Adversity has the effect of eliciting talents which, in prosperous circumstances, would have lain dormant. - Horace

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

The vision must be followed by the venture. It is not enough to stare up the steps - we must step up the stairs. - Vance Havner

It is not enough to take steps which may some day lead to a goal; each step must be itself a goal and a step likewise. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Adversity is another way to measure the greatness of individuals. I never had a crisis that didn't make me stronger. - Lou Holtz

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

By adversity are wrought the greatest works of admiration, and all the fair examples of renown, out of distress and misery are grown. - Samuel Daniel

It is important to expect nothing, to take every experience, including the negative ones, as merely steps on the path, and to proceed. - Ram Dass

You can always trust information given you by people who are crazy; they have an access to truth not available through regular channels. - Sheila Ballantyne

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio


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