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Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

There is no education like adversity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Stand up for truth, regardless of who steps on it. - Suzy Kassem

Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater. - William Hazlitt

Racing is life. Everything else is just... waiting. - Steve McQueen

Prosperity discovers vice, adversity discovers virtue. - Francis Bacon

Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with. - Thomas Carlyle

Friendship, of itself a holy tie, is made more sacred by adversity. - Charles C. Colton

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. - Mark Twain

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A man has no ears for that to which experience has given him no access. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - L. Ron Hubbard

A rebirth out of spiritual adversity causes us to become new creatures. - James E Faust

Knowledge has power. It controls access to opportunity and advancement. - Peter F Drucker

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Prosperity is not without many fears and distastes; adversity not without many comforts and hopes. - Francis Bacon

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Nothing is harder to direct than a man in prosperity; nothing more easily managed than one in adversity. - Plutarch

Adversity has the effect of eliciting talents which, in prosperous circumstances, would have lain dormant. - Horace

My disability exists not because I use a wheelchair, but because the broader environment isn't accessible. - Stella Young

The vision must be followed by the venture. It is not enough to stare up the steps - we must step up the stairs. - Vance Havner

Adversity is another way to measure the greatness of individuals. I never had a crisis that didn't make me stronger. - Lou Holtz

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

Adversity is sometimes hard upon a man; but for one man who can stand prosperity, there are a hundred that will stand adversity. - Elvis Presley

Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. - Tom Petty

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

By adversity are wrought the greatest works of admiration, and all the fair examples of renown, out of distress and misery are grown. - Samuel Daniel

Four steps to achievement:
1. Plan purposefully.
2. Prepare prayerfully.
3. Proceed positively.
4. Pursue persistently. - William A. Ward

If a preacher is not first preaching to himself, better that he falls on the steps of the pulpit and breaks his neck than preaches that sermon. - John Calvin

Have a bias towards action - let's see something happen now. You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio


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