Frozen Stop Sign
How can you run a Stop Sign that you can't see?
QuotaBillsHead Cold: Rheum service - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Handkerchief: Cold storage - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters
I always wake up at the crack of ice. - Joe E Lewis
I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay
Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold
Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields
Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong
Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth
Necrophilia: The uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull
Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown
Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray
If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs
I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters
The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins
Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre
You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries
A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner
We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson
Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig
All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder
In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright
New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown
NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump