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Head Cold: Rheum service - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay

Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck

Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Igloo: 1. An icicle built for two; 2. An Alaskan toilet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown